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Est. whenever they showed up uninvited

This is
Mochi & Biscuit.
They run this house.

I just pay the rent and open the cans. This is their official website because they deserve one and also I had a free afternoon.

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Senior Nap Director
Monday energy
"Do NOT talk to me until I've had my second nap."
Caught in 4K
Absolutely not knocking that cup off the table. Studying it.
Fluffy white cat in a cozy position
Work from home
Sitting on my keyboard again. The PR is fine.
Cat looking up curiously
3:47 AM
Heard a sound. Investigated. Was nothing. Will continue to scream about it.
99.9%

uptime on napping.
Verified by Statsy.

Tabby cat resting peacefully
All systems operational
Fully recharged. Preparing to cause chaos.
12hrs

average daily sleep.
We do not take questions.

Black cat being mysterious
Vibes only
Not plotting anything. This is just their resting face.

Meet the team.

Mochi the cat
Mochi
Chief Napping Officer

Mochi joined the household in 2021 uninvited, via an open window on the third floor. Has since established herself as the primary decision-maker, financial advisor, and sole reviewer of all food choices.

Operational Currently sleeping on the router.
Biscuit the cat
Biscuit
VP of Knocking Things Off Tables

Biscuit arrived six months later, also uninvited, also via a window. He has strong opinions about 3 AM, loud opinions about breakfast time, and no opinions whatsoever about my deadlines.

Degraded Zoomies imminent. ETA unknown.
Their combined energy
Together
The Full Chaos Stack

Combined forces since Day 1. Primary activities include synchronized staring, coordinated 4 AM operations, and sitting on any surface that is currently being used for something important.

=\ Outage My keyboard. Under both of them.
Wait, why is there a status badge?

Every serious website needs one.
Even cat ones.

See that little badge in the nav? It's a live status indicator from Statsy — a free tool that gives you a real status page for your services (or your cats' napping infrastructure). It auto-refreshes every new incidents or updates and links to the full public status page.

Drop it anywhere (nav, footer, docs), with a single <iframe>. No npm install. No config files. Just paste the tag and ship.

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index.html
<!-- Anywhere on your site -->
<iframe
  src="https://statsy.page/badge/your-slug"
  style="border:none;width:230px;height:36px"
  scrolling="no"
  title="System status"
></iframe>
Live

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Or go full custom

Build your own badge with the API.

Don't like the default look? Use the JSON API to fetch live status and render it however you want. Use any color, any font, any framework. One fetch() call.

badge.js
// fetch live status as JSON
fetch('https://statsy.page/api/badge/your-slug')
  .then(r => r.json())
  .then(({ name, status, label }) => {
    // status: 'operational' | 'degraded' | 'outage'
    // build any UI you want
    myBadge.textContent = label;
  });

Live example — styled for this site

Mochi & Biscuit Status
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Same live data as the iframe above — totally different look. Card design, site fonts, paw icon. Built with one fetch() call.